function Get_Greet()
{
var YD = new Date();
var YS = YD.getMonth();
var YH = YD.getHours();
var Stop = ". "

if(YH <= 11) {Greet = "Good Morning, ";}
if(YH >= 12) {Greet = "Good Afternoon, ";}
if(YH >= 17) {Greet = "Good Evening ";}
if(YH >= 22) {Greet = "It's late, ";}
return Greet
}

			
function DebonoDate()
{
var thetime=new Date();
var JDday=thetime.getDay();
var JDmonth=thetime.getMonth();
var JDtoday=thetime.getDate();
var JDyear=thetime.getYear();
var AorP=" ";
if (JDday==0)
  JDday="Sunday";
if (JDday==1)
  JDday="Monday";
if (JDday==2)
  JDday="Tuesday";
if (JDday==3)
  JDday="Wednesday";
if (JDday==4)
  JDday="Thursday";
if (JDday==5)
  JDday="Friday";
if (JDday==6)
  JDday="Saturday";
if (JDmonth==0)
  JDmonth="January";
if (JDmonth==1)
  JDmonth="February";
if (JDmonth==2)
  JDmonth="March";
if (JDmonth==3)
  JDmonth="April";
if (JDmonth==4)
  JDmonth="May";
if (JDmonth==5)
  JDmonth="June";
if (JDmonth==6)
  JDmonth="July";
if (JDmonth==7)
  JDmonth="August";
if (JDmonth==8)
  JDmonth="September";
if (JDmonth==9)
  JDmonth="October";
if (JDmonth==10)
  JDmonth="November";
if (JDmonth==11)
JDmonth="December";
JFD=JDtoday;
adder="th";
if (JFD =="1")
     adder="st";
if (JFD =="2")
      adder="nd";
if (JFD =="3")
     adder="rd";
if (JFD =="21")
     adder="st";
if (JFD =="22")
     adder="nd";
if (JFD =="23")
     adder="rd";
if (JFD =="31")
     adder="st";
if (JDyear<=99)
  JDyear= "19"+JDyear;
if ((JDyear>99) && (JDyear<2000))
 JDyear+=1900;
return(" "+JDday+", the "+JDtoday+adder+" of "+JDmonth+", "+JDyear+". ");
} 

